Dear Commenters to posts from 2001 through 2003 who must have your say NOW in 2004,
Thank you for googling something unrelated and clicking on a link to a post I wrote one year, two years, or three years ago. I want you to know I really really appreciate your interest in something I said a long time ago to which you are responding with your present-day knowledge of events. I also want you to know I really really appreciate your insight into my psyche, political leaning, and/or spiritual beliefs based upon some throwaway comment I made about an article on Michael Jackson in 2002 or a little bit of navel-gazing I shared in 2001. Really, you couldn’t be more helpful.
Thank you, spammers, for making random, nonsensical, hyperlinked comments to stale threads. It certainly keeps my inbox lively. Nothing but hours of deleting fun for the whole family. Maybe I can save you some time: I don’t need any Via*ra, cheap Tram*dol, Phent**mine, S*ma, Pax*l, Proz*c, Ci*lis, Prop*cia, Lev*tra, or access to online g*mbling. But I really really REALLY appreciate the THOUSANDS of offers. Really.
I’d like to thank a few folks personally.
To Micah: Thank you for posting to a dead thread. I really appreciate your half-assed, uninformed mouthing-off about what I do or do not do about the environment based upon 15 month-old musings about my local zoo.
To Cannanore: Thank you for coming all the way over here to piss on Teresa Kerry a year after I mentioned her. You’re a class act.
To Sam, Michaela, Jesse, ‘HES THE BEST’, and all the other fun kids posting to that Michael Jackson news item from 2002: Thank you so much for clicking on every single link Google has regarding Mr. Jackson. How many hundreds of pages did you have to scroll through to find my site? You do realize I didn’t WRITE the news story, don’t you? Go back to your Neopets and leave me alone.
Best regards and have a very newsworthy 2004 when you get around to it in 2006,
Devra